Haetsal Orphanage Mad Dog Lee Dogyeom
“Hyuuung. That person is scary.”
“Yeah, yeah, I know. Our Dogyeom was scared. It’s okay.”
Jaehyuk’s face crumpled. Another bastard younger brother from the orphanage appeared. That insolent punk omega bastard named Lee Dogyeom was acting spoiled while nestled in Jeongbae’s arms.
When Jaehyuk glared, Dogyeom stuck out his tongue outside Jeongbae’s view and showed his middle finger.
“Hey, you come here.”
“You saw it, right? You saw it, hyung?! That bastard’s crazy! Look at those rolling eyes!! Ah, this perverted alpha bastard!”
“You know that perverted alpha did this and that all the way to the end with your hyung, right?”
“Fuuuck, I’ll kill you!”
Jeongbae screamed.
“Both of you stop!!!”
“Hyung! Even if a dick is big, it just hurts and is completely useless. Snap out of it!”
“There’s nothing you won’t say to hyung!”
Dogyeom endlessly spewed vulgar words with that characteristically haughty, pretty face. Then Jeongbae’s face turned bright red. Jaehyuk just picked at his ear once. Dogyeom, whose anger had peaked, started going berserk.
“Does this crazy bastard think that’s a compliment? Get lost right now! You viper bastard!”
“Dogyeom, calm down a bit. It’s not like that.”
“What do you mean it’s not like that! You two completely naked! The pheromone smell is vibrating everywhere! I saw everything.”
“……”
Jeongbae was at a loss for words.
“That moron Sejin couldn’t detach this one thing.”
“Oh, why brother-in-law Sejin?”
When Jaehyuk nonchalantly acted like he knew, Dogyeom foamed at the mouth and started charging again.
“Brother-in-laaaw? Oh fuck, you die and I die!”
“Why? Your hyung seduced me first.”
“That can’t be. You must’ve sweet-talked him with that fancy face.”
“No. He asked for a one-night stand first.”
“Hyung, that’s a lie, right?”
Dogyeom clung to Jeongbae pleadingly. As if asking him to take his side quickly. But Jaehyuk shamelessly added.
“You don’t know your hyung likes big dicks? He was completely gasping for breath…”
“Hyung… say it’s not true.”
Jeongbae squeezed his eyes shut. If they knew he went around having one-night stands because he had no money for math tutoring… both Dogyeom and Sejin’s hearts would break. In that case, rather…
“I… I like big ones. I seduced him.”
Thud. Dogyeom’s knees buckled. Jaehyuk smiled satisfactorily. But that was only for a moment. The madness-soaked blonde head suddenly lifted and started screaming.
“I can’t watch you two stick together!!! I’m not leaving here until I finish that bastard off!!!”
***
“Wow, the stew is delicious. Did hyung make it?”
Dogyeom scooped stew skillfully onto rice piled like a mountain and mixed it. How could someone so thin eat so well—it was already his second bowl.
Jeongbae, who’d been just fiddling with his chopsticks, glanced at Jaehyuk. An expressionless face. He had no idea what he was thinking.
On the table were bubbling soybean paste stew and several side dishes, but the atmosphere wasn’t comfortable at all. Only the occasional sound of spoons touching bowls could be heard.
Dogyeom diligently ate by himself while mixing in curses, and Sejin beside him read the room while only timing when to stop him. Jeongbae, sitting in the middle, awkwardly watched both sides.
“Jaehyuk made that.”
At Jeongbae’s words, Dogyeom wrinkled his pretty brow and muttered.
“A bastard who came with just two balls should at least cook well.”
“…Hey, that’s too harsh.”
Bear Kim Sejin poked Dogyeom’s side.
“What did I say wrong? That bastard’s unemployed. What else is a kept man but a kept man? Just because his dick is big, the price…”
“Cough cough…”
When Jeongbae, who’d choked, coughed, Jaehyuk poured and handed him cold barley tea.
‘When did he even make this?’
“Th… thank you.”
As he carefully received and drank it, this time a large hand gently stroked his back. In front of his younger brothers too… Jeongbae wanted to crawl into a mouse hole. He slowly dodged away.
“Hey, little brother-in-law.”
“What brother-in-law? We’re all strangers to each other anyway.”
Dogyeom, who snapped back sharply, never knew when to stop. Only Jeongbae and Sejin were sweating cold sweat in the middle. Jaehyuk’s low voice confronted him without backing down.
“Did you eat a rag? Why do you keep acting like shit?”
“Fuck off.”
“Is it because your dick is the size of a pinky finger? Stop caring about other people’s dicks.”
“What?! What bullshit, you viper! A kept man leeching off Jeongbae hyung!”
It was a fight that would rot the ears. For a battle between a famous university law student and a famous hair salon designer, it was sordid and childish beyond measure. Jeongbae silently concentrated on his rice spoon.
“Hey, who said pinky finger? Fuck, I can’t even drop my pants.”
“Drop them then. Why can’t you?”
Dogyeom, who immediately stood up and undid his waistband, was stopped by Sejin with a serious face.
“Calm down. Calm down.”
Dogyeom’s eyes, who’d been staring blankly at Sejin, suddenly opened wide.
“Right. Sejin’s is bigger anyway.”
“…Stop it. Dogyeom.”
Sejin waved his hands in horror. As if telling him not to pay attention to him. Jaehyuk raised an eyebrow.
“What? What’s the relationship between brothers-in-law that you know that?”
“What are you saying? We’re from the same orphanage and bathed together until this age. Does he think everyone’s like him?”
“Ah… I thought.”
Jaehyuk’s eyes, calmly speaking while scanning the two, caught Sejin’s bright red face.
“I’ve never seen a monster dick like Sejin’s. Where does this viper bastard…”
When Jaehyuk chuckled, Dogyeom went wild. Jeongbae felt like he’d die of shame but kept his mouth shut. While holding onto a thread-thin hope that if he left them like this, Jaehyuk would get fed up and leave the house.
“Jeongbae hyung, you saw both too. Sejin’s is bigger, right?”
“Dogyeom, calm down. Dick size isn’t what’s important.”
At the arrow suddenly turned on him, Jeongbae responded calmly. But this time Jaehyuk was the problem.
“What, how did you see that?”
Seeing Jaehyuk who looked like he’d shoot fire from his eyes with jealousy, Jeongbae sighed.
“The three of us are from the same orphanage. There’s one bathroom.”
“So… who’s bigger?”
“Well… size isn’t what’s important.”
Jeongbae deflected. But Jaehyuk’s eyes were full of suspicion.
“Brother-in-law. Follow me for a moment.”
When Jaehyuk spoke while getting up from his chair, Dogyeom practically jumped up with the chair.
“Hey! Where are you taking him!!! What are you going to do to Sejin!!!”
“Don’t worry.”
Jaehyuk said as if throwing it without even looking back.
“Let men talk.”
Sejin was pulled up as if dragged.
“Ah… no, I…”
Jeongbae froze holding his chopsticks. Jaehyuk pushed Sejin’s shoulder and walked toward the bathroom.
With a click, the door closed. Silence descended on the table for a moment. Dogyeom trembled his legs anxiously.
“Hyung, what does that crazy bastard do!”
“I… I don’t know either.”
Dogyeom watched the bathroom direction and ground his teeth.
“Ah really. He’s not dropping his pants inside then hitting him once, is he?”
Jeongbae couldn’t say anything. A short but exceptionally long time passed, and quiet footsteps were heard. Click, the door opened and two people came out. Strangely quiet.
Unable to hold back, Dogyeom jumped up and pointed.
“Hey, what did you two do inside!”
Sejin silently picked up a water glass and gulped it down in one go. His face was calm.
“We didn’t do anything.”
Sejin opened his mouth first.
“Right.”
Jaehyuk also only repeated the same words.
“…Nothing happened.”
Both sat down simultaneously.
Dogyeom’s mouth fell open.
“Hey, why are you both so quiet now? What’s this atmosphere? Did you alpha bastards develop feelings for each other!”
Sejin quietly picked up his chopsticks.
“We just had a conversation, man to man.”
Dogyeom looked back and forth between the two and shouted.
“So what is it? Why are you both quiet!”
Jaehyuk and Sejin didn’t answer until the end. Jeongbae just couldn’t lift his head from embarrassment. It was the first time he thought he was fortunate they weren’t blood brothers.
“I’ll… tear you two… apart. Mmph…”
Jeongbae tucked in Dogyeom and Sejin’s blankets well and carefully closed the bedroom door. That characteristically cool, expressionless Yoon Jaehyuk was sitting hunched at the table, looking into a thick book.
Shadows fell distinctly over his bespectacled face. His long neck and broad shoulder line seemed unrealistic no matter how much he looked. Why is such an honorable person in such a shabby place?
“I laid out blankets next to the kids. You must be tired, so go in and sleep.”
“……”
“And I’m sorry about Dogyeom. I’ll apologize on his behalf. He thinks of me like a real older brother. He has rough words but he’s a good kid.”
Jeongbae only said that much and quietly spread a small table in one corner of the living room. He slowly took out a problem book and played a video lecture on his phone. He plugged worn-out earphones into his ears.
‘What should I do with him?’
The lecture wasn’t focusing today. The original plan was to have sex to his heart’s content and send him out… but thanks to Dogyeom and even Sejin bursting in, it went down the drain.
‘Should I take him to a motel tomorrow or something?’
A grueling schedule running two jobs every day. Plus, construction labor was scheduled for this weekend, so it was daunting when to make time.
‘And…’
Things he hadn’t noticed before because he was too out of it were clearly visible today. Split abs or solid shoulders, a broad back. Slightly lowered sexy eyes and an occasionally shown pretty face. Just imagining made his heart pound.
‘This isn’t the time for this. I need to snap out of it quickly. I shouldn’t block an innocent kid’s future for no reason.’
He secretly had hopes that today’s commotion would make him lose interest and leave. But Jaehyuk silently even peeled the apples Sejin brought and helped clean up after the younger brothers.
‘If he’d pack his bags and leave right now…’
The moment he had that thought, one corner of his chest sank. Jeongbae quietly bit his lip. It was starting again. A pathetic person who quickly gets attached, gives his heart, then struggles alone for a long time.
Rustle.
A large presence sat in the seat next to him. Jaehyuk was looking into his book with a deliberately nonchalant face.
‘As expected, I need to send him out as soon as possible.’
He instinctively knew his heart had moved. But that was his part to handle. Jeongbae carefully pulled out one earphone and spoke.
“Um…”
The handsome expressionless face slid closer. It was the first time seeing him in glasses, but it suited him so well that Jeongbae’s heart pounded again.
“If you have time tomorrow, want to meet outside? The kids are camping out at home.”
Jaehyuk pretended to flip a page for a moment, then just lowered his gaze slightly.
“Outside? Are you asking me on a date?”
His tone was too calm, but his voice was strangely affectionate. When Jeongbae’s eyes widened, Jaehyuk slowly tapped the corner of the book with his finger. Long fingers and a strong wrist.
A warmth much closer than before.
“…Not a date. Just eat and talk.”
Jeongbae scratched behind his ear while avoiding his eyes for no reason. Jaehyuk’s lips curved up very slightly.
“Eat, talk… then go to a motel?”
