“Why, do you think I’d commit suicide or something?”
A baby angel who fell while coveting the one thing he couldn’t obtain despite having so much. And a fake who possessed everything of his but had no choice but to live like a marionette.
Though they didn’t come from the same womb, the fate of the two who were genetically identical twins was reversed one night 10 years ago. Unfortunately, because even their names were the same, a powerful curse meant to kill the fake lost its bearings and poured onto the baby angel instead.
His grandfather Do Jeongwang devised a clever plan to save his beloved grandson. It was the idea of gathering goodwill to block malice. As another curse overlapped the existing curse, the baby angel and the fake became tightly bound in an unbreakable knot. They became a community of shared fate where if one died, the other would die too.
To weaken the curse even a little, the baby angel changed his name to ‘Do Haedo,’ and ‘Do Dohae’ became solely the fake’s. But the ‘Do Dohae’ the curse pointed to didn’t change.
To survive, the fake smiled brightly at everyone, helped people in need, did volunteer work, became a famous Hunter, and even appeared on broadcasts, gathering goodwill toward ‘Do Dohae.’ Everyone thought he was a golden-spoon young master, but in reality, he was a slave with a noose around his neck.
Dohae and Haedo loathed each other, yet ridiculously, they pitied each other just as much. It was a sense of kinship between those paying cruel penalties.
“No? Where in the world is there someone who wants to live as desperately as you?”
“Then stop monitoring me and fuck off……”
“You know I can’t help it because it’s an order~.”
Pervert Hui, Haedo’s cousin hyung, clearly remembered when Dohae first entered the main house holding his mother’s hand.
If Haedo was a baby angel, Dohae was Snow White Prince. Pervert Hui, who couldn’t resist pretty things, had been quite close to Dohae despite the adults’ dissuasion. After that day, everything went wrong, though.
Pervert Hui looked at Dohae, who was wary of him despite being so drunk he could barely control his body, and smiled faintly.
“You understand~ The old man is a bit sensitive about Haedo’s matters. Anyway, do you have any separate ideas on how to catch the hater? You should catch them before you have another seizure.”
“Fuck…… I don’t know……”
“Oh my, you don’t?”
Pervert Hui liked beautiful people. Tormenting beautiful people was even more fun. His two beautiful cousin dongsaengs who struggled desperately to survive fit his tastes perfectly.
Pervert Hui lowered his voice and whispered playfully in Dohae’s ear.
“I have a good idea.”
“……What is it.”
“Usually, bastards who run rampant on the internet like this are loners who’ve never even held a girl’s hand, you know? If you send a message pretending to be a girl and act cute, they’ll be fooled and reveal their personal info~.”
“Fuck… you do it.”
“Mm, never mind then~.”
Pervert Hui shrugged and moved away. As expected of a cross-dressing pervert, he only thinks like that. Dohae closed his eyes with his face scrunched up and took a deep breath.
The alcohol scent spread thickly in his inhaling and exhaling breath, making him feel even more drunk.
‘404NotPax…….’
Dohae was certain that 404NotPax, who had been steadily leaving malicious comments for months, was the source of the malice.
At first he suspected people around him, but no matter how much he looked, there was no one who would have such deep malice toward him. It was natural since all of Dohae’s connections except family members were people he’d met while wearing his angel mask.
Then it had to be a netizen he’d never seen or someone who’d briefly passed by…… If even the hacking company gave up, this wasn’t an ordinary person.
‘Right…… That bastard isn’t ordinary……’
In fact, Dohae often flinched at being hit right on the mark when reading comments left by 404NotPax.
Just as 404NotPax said, he had no particular feelings about saving people. When his own life was ephemeral, where would he have the capacity to worry about others?
Same with donations. The enormous salary of an S-rank Hunter was deposited normally into his account, but the Dojeon Guild board of directors, composed of Do Jeongwang’s bloodline, monitored the transaction history. He just scattered money that would only rot if he kept it for image-making; it wasn’t like he particularly wanted to help anyone.
Dohae was more interested in how he appeared outwardly than his inner self. He liked luxurious things like luxury goods, foreign cars, yachts, watches, and jewelry. If only he could indulge freely, he would have swept them all up.
He also made bone-cutting efforts in managing his face and body. Once he’d filmed with a slightly swollen face after drinking the night before, and 404NotPax immediately left a comment about gaining entertainment fat. Dohae pushed back urgent matters and got a de-puffing massage.
‘Ha, that ghost-like bastard…….’
Even though he seemed to write comments without context, he was a dangerous bastard who sneakily hit the core. Of course, he also spouted a lot of nonsense. Like how he liked men, or whatever…….
Dohae had survived by eliminating things that interfered with his survival. Even the woman who gave birth to him had disappeared like that. So this time too…… He blinked his sleepy eyes and opened his phone.
‘What did Pervert Hui say…… Ah, to send a message……’
Even though he’d just heard it, it was hazy. Dohae scrolled down his contact list to send a message and frowned.
……There’s no way there’d be a contact. Whether it was from drinking, his head wasn’t working well.
Dohae searched for his ID on a portal site. Posts he’d written in a cafe were at the top. It said only registered members could view them, so Dohae immediately pressed the login button.
He was automatically registered with the nickname ‘DdoHae’ that he’d used when young, but didn’t check properly.
[3 Reasons Why Do Dohae is a Small Dick Disappointment.jpg
Author: 404NotPax
(Photo) 1. Wearing gray tracksuit but doesn’t show at all
(Photo) 2. Playing games rubbing up against idols but still flat even then
(Photo) 3. Ring finger should be longer for big dick but index finger looks longer lololol FYI mine has longer ring finger lololol
If small dick press upvote lololololololol]
└[EunjiMom Gyeongbuk: Seems like wrong place~~ This is agricultural produce cafe~~~]
└[JujubeFarm Cheonan: hehehe Big then jujube small then small jujube hehe burst out laughing hehe]
└[SiheungLady Madam: Oh my doesn’t seem like someone else’s problem^^;; Nam-pyo close your eyes..ㅠㅠ]
└[Hiker Yeosu: Atta~ It’s not the thingy that matters~ That time is what matters~]
└[Marronnier Seoul: Oh my.. He’s a talent my daughters like but such a fatal weakness…hehehe]
Dohae slowly read through what 404NotPax had written.
Not knowing what jujube and small jujube meant, he tilted his head, but only noticed the intention of the post after reading all the comments.
‘This… this son of a bitch…!’
404NotPax was a bastard who simultaneously uploaded the same post to multiple sites. Anger shot up to the top of his head at the thought that this post had probably been spread everywhere too.
Hitting the core my ass! Can’t even show it clearly! Dohae forgot his original purpose and furiously started a one-on-one chat with 404NotPax while fuming.
[Fuuuuucking shiiiit stooop it alreadyyyy]
[I’ll killlll youuu]
“Honey, what are you doing right now?”
Pervert Hui approached and swiftly snatched Dohae’s phone. Dohae reached out asking for it back, but Pervert Hui turned his back to him and quickly grasped the situation.
A thick male laugh burst from Pervert Hui’s throat, who always spoke in a gentle voice.
“Kek, kuhahak! Small dick? This bastard is killing me!”
“Give it back.”
“Mm, wait a sec. He just read it right now, you see? Let’s get close and dig out his personal info, us.”
Pervert Hui hummed in a coquettish voice again and pressed the keypad. After getting his phone back a moment later, Dohae looked at the chat window and contorted his face.
[Ah my unnie got too drunk ㅠㅠ! She’s a Do Dohae fan so I guess she was upset..! She said unnie used to like Pax-nim too.. Please understand~ㅠㅠ!♡]
“What is this supposed to mean.”
“Your nickname is ‘DdoHae,’ isn’t it? It’s too much like Do Dohae so I had no choice but to add the fan setting.”
Words like settings and whatnot didn’t reach drunk Dohae’s ears. He just thought he wanted to catch and kill 404NotPax right now.
[Do you wanna have your neeeeck and bodyyy separated]
The messages showed as read as soon as they were sent. Not long after, a reply arrived from 404NotPax.
[404NotPax: ? Why would you like Do Dohae lololol]
[404NotPax: Hypocrisy king small dick lolol pfft]
A moment later, a reply came from him. Dohae carefully read each character one by one. Hypo, cri, sy, king, small, dick, ke, ke, pfft…….
Fuck! He couldn’t forgive 404NotPax for constantly touching a man’s pride. Dohae actually forced open his heavy eyelids and pressed the keypad to make a correction.
[Hypocrisy is right but not small dick]
[404NotPax: Hypocrisy is right?]
[Pretending to be nice]
[404NotPax: Whoa… how did you know?]
[Big dick]
[404NotPax: ???]
[404NotPax: Um excuse me unnie]
[404NotPax: Answer please]
Dohae dropped his phone on his chest and passed out.
He unintentionally succeeded in catching 404NotPax’s attention, but without even dreaming of that fact.
wow…. so they both have horrific lives. 2 miserable ppl!!!! perfect for each other!